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BREXIT, Euro 2016, what next?

BREXIT, Euro 2016 and the art of moving on

Do you sometimes feel like everything is whizzing past? Like everyone is sprinting and you are just walking? And because of this, you are always the odd one out?

I have been feeling like this for a while. Any time I see, read or hear about something that my mind thinks is interesting and that I should blog about, something more interesting comes up.

I don’t have a problem with this per se because I think that is just how the universe works. What bothers me is how fast everyone seems to move on.


I was talking to a friend a day after Germany lost the semi-finals to France in the recently concluded European soccer championships. Prior to this, she had made sure to remind anyone who cared to listen how much she fancied Germany’s chances to bring the trophy home. 

“Tough match yesterday” I told her knowing very well how tough a loss can feel. Football fans are known to grieve and in some cases murder those around them. I wasn’t taking any chances. My plan was to tell her how well Germany played and how undeserved the French win was. If this didn’t work, I would tell her that the referee was terrible and that the French probably bribed him. And if this didn’t do the trick, I would throw in some conspiracy theory about Putin contracting some voodoo to confuse the Germans.

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Go and get it from your country!

Oprah Winfrey
Oprah Winfrey

Oprah Winfrey, discrimination and the courage to speak up

You are walking through a buzzing street in a far off city. It’s your first time here but it feels like you have been here before. The buildings elegant and imposing have a nonchalance about them that is as impressive as it is intimidating. You look at the people around you. Some stroll like they have ten life times. Some look like they are practicing for the Olympics. No one seems to notice you. Everyone seems so detached, so absorbed in their own business. You pause for a moment and breathe in the air. It’s free and sweet.  

Smiling to yourself, you waltz into a shop.

Your eyes brighten up when you see her. Never before have you seen such beauty. You straighten your back and step forward. This is your chance and you aren't going to waste it.

‘Hey,’ you start quietly. She smiles and you feel your heart beating. You put your hands around your chest afraid that your melted heart will gush out.

“May I?”

You ask the guy tending her. He looks at you. He has kind eyes or maybe you imagine that he does. You are in love and you only see the good.

“No you can’t!” He says simply.

You stare at him a faint smile breaking around the corner of your mouth.

Maybe he didn’t understand what you said? Maybe he doesn't understand your language?

“That bag, the blue and yellow one!” You say. 

He shrugs.

His shoulders are rugged. He would never make it into a dance school.

Is this some joke? Is he for real? Is this a shop?

“I would like to buy that bag!” You say firmly using your hands to make the sign of a bag. 

“We can’t sell it to you!” The guy says.

There is something final about his shoulders. There is something final about his eyes.

You look at your shoes. You look at your clothes. You look at your brown skin. You want to ask why but you think you know why.

You can afford this bag. You can afford millions of this silly bag. For all you know, you can afford rainfalls of this bag.

I was struck by the ease with which Oprah Winfrey described her experience at the hands of a shop owner in Italy who refused to sell her a bag. I have always been fascinated with Oprah, not because of her billions (maybe a little bit) but with how grounded and human she is.

Finding humor in difficult topics

When I first started writing, I made a decision that I was going to write lighthearted humorous stuff about race and the art of living in a foreign country. With time, I have come to the realization that for every amusing and entertaining stuff about this topic, there are a dozen heartbreaking and torturous stories.

This naturally makes it very difficult to write. How do you laugh about something that has the potential to alienate and hurt so much?

The first time I watched that clip of Oprah narrating her experience in an Italian shop, I burst out laughing. In the moments that followed, it became less and less funny. Refusing to sell a bag to a billionaire is funny. From a purely business angle, it is probably the dumbest thing any business  can do.

But that is as far as it goes.

Refusing to sell a bag to a person because she is a woman, a man, a black person, an American, a Nigerian, a Mexican, a Pakistani, a Swede or whatever they are is not funny.

Discrimination is not funny.

And if Oprah was a regular person with a normal bank account, this story would suddenly not be funny at all. 

What is the appropriate reaction?

I have continuously questioned myself about the appropriate reaction to such stuff. A few months ago, I watched what I thought was a brilliant German/Austrian film about a butchery owner who is taken ill and has to be admitted to hospital. His daughter, overwhelmed with the running of the business hires a Congolese asylum seeker. The father eventually comes home and the horror on his face when he sees the African, is definitely the kind of stuff Oscars are made of.

He breaks into a racist tirade, cursing the daughter, the African and everything on sight. He eventually dies but his ghost is as crazy as it is hilarious. The movie plays out in a small village in the lower part of Austria where every single resident apart from speaking in the most unintelligible German dialect, could definitely hold their own in a bigots’ premier league.

When I told a friend about that film, she had a familiar reaction. A  Clipped guarded smile.

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