Six funny German laws

Crazy/interesting German laws

 

Germany is a country of laws. There are laws for everything. Sometimes it looks to me like Germans’ favorite pastime is coming up with new laws. While some countries thrive in chaos, Germany’s sole agenda is to bring order to arbitrariness in life.

The German constitutional court recently declared that anyone who tortured, humiliated or killed Jews during the holocaust is as liable as the leadership of the Nazi regime. All those who worked for Hitler were part of a brutal murderous machine and are as guilty as those who gave orders. One can no longer claim that they were only following orders from above. It basically means that everyone must carry their own cross.

This is a momentous law with far reaching consequences.

For the most part, German laws are very progressive. It is a country that came back from the brink and is deeply aware of human faults and the dangers that this might pose to humanity. While I think this is fantastic, there are German laws that leave me scratching my head. For example, there is a German law that states that if a government official dies during an official trip, then that is the end of the trip. To me this does not make sense because a dead person cannot continue with a trip. Why is it necessary to have a law stating the obvious? 

It is illegal to drive too slowly on the Autobahn

To be honest, I don’t know why anyone would want to drive slowly on the Autobahn but driving too slowly is apparently illegal. You need to drive at least 60 km per hour.

It is illegal to show one the middle finger when behind the wheel

Germany is a drivers’ paradise. If you are driving let’s say on the Autobahn and some crazy driver who is taking the no-speed-limit directive too seriously decides to terrorize you, you have to take a deep breath and smile at them. Getting mad and showing them the middle finger might lead to a fine of up to 500 Euros!

It is illegal to open a shop on a Sunday

Unless it is a Verkaufsoffenersontag in your town meaning that businesses have special permission to stay open, all shops in Germany stay closed on Sundays. If you need to shop on a Sunday, you have to head to your nearest petrol station or starve and wait for Monday morning.

It is illegal to distribute food on the streets for free

Seriously?

It is illegal to wash your car on a Sunday or on a holiday

I recently found this out. All the car-wash centers are only open on weekdays and Saturdays. Should you get a strong urge to wash your car either on a Sunday or on a holiday, then you have to do it yourself …err at home. Wait, this is also forbidden! Apparently for environmental reasons.(Thanks Sarah!)

It is illegal to run out of fuel on the Autobahn

I once met a guy who had run out of fuel on the Autobahn. Guess where he was from? Tanzania! He was a German who had  migrated to  TZ a long time ago and apparently forgot the laws in his native country. The fine for running out of fuel on the Autobahn is 35 Euros. Should you park on the Autobahn for more than 3 minutes, the fine doubles to 70 Euros.

Every kid must go to school every day

Germany has a law that requires that parents send their kids to school. Of course this is all well and good and is in a lot of ways commendable. The bizarre bit is how strictly this law is enforced. If for some reason, your kid misses school without a valid reason, you will be fined approximately 180 Euros. The amount varies depending on your federal state. What this means is that parents can only take their kids on holiday during the designated school holidays. A day too early or a day too late and you will have a case to answer. Airlines of course know this and prices often shoot up during school holidays.

Driving without clothes is allowed but…

If your biggest dream is to drive around naked, Germany has you covered. You can drive around naked but be sure to put on some clothes before alighting. Walking around naked can cost you upwards of 40 Euros in fines.

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Comments: 8
  • #1

    Martin (Tuesday, 16 April 2013 12:55)

    Carol clearly we are worlds apart just like the Tanzanian demonstrated, illegal to drive slowly where? I wish it was here and the matatus were allowed to do certain things, and have you ever seen any mad Kenyan driver (read matatu drivers) showing the middle finger? We don't do that here it is an eye for an eye a car bumper for a car bumper. Washing cars? We do it at home what are your spoilt brats for? Most probably they stole it on Sato to go to Carnie

  • #2

    Caroline (Tuesday, 16 April 2013 14:59)

    Martin, an eye for an eye? Don't make me laugh....:-)

  • #3

    Stella Opondo (Tuesday, 16 April 2013 15:32)

    Seriously? I cannot relate to these '1st world rules'. We have more pressing and deadly laws attempting to stop drunk driving, unroadworthy vehicles n humongous pot holes....

  • #4

    Caroline (Wednesday, 17 April 2013 17:25)

    Stella,Lol...even for 1st worlds ,these guys stretch it a bit too far :-)Their assumption I think is that anyone driving when drunk has no business owning a driving licence!

  • #5

    Sarah (Thursday, 06 February 2014 10:08)

    I'm a little late, but I'm just going to put it out there, the part about washing your own car on a Sunday, is a definite NO-GO! Not only is it Sunday, (day of rest) but because of the strict (I love them) environmental laws, it is illegal to wash your own car at home. They do not want soap or harmful contaminants getting into the sewer systems.

  • #6

    CAJ (Thursday, 06 February 2014 15:07)

    Thanks for stopping by Sarah. Environmental reason? Wow... I didn't know that, thanks. I can always count on Germans to surprise me:-)

  • #7

    fff (Monday, 12 January 2015 12:15)

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  • #8

    BOY (Friday, 15 May 2015 01:05)

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