- Beyblade is the world’s best toy. My eight year old says this so it must be true.
- African Twitter-space is divided into two distinct parts. Those who fall over themselves praising the continent’s leadership and those who stare at the first group with their mouths agape.
- Exceptionalism is a lie.
- It’s not the gender. When it comes to gossip and pettiness, gender parity rules.
- Bluffing is an extremely important skill. If in doubt, watch Trump and the Brexit shenanigans in the UK.
- Be wary of people using big words. If they can’t simplify it, they don’t understand it well enough.
- Speak your truth. Don’t underestimate or give away your power.
- Weaponising your cause is like punching your annoying neighbour. It may feel good for a moment but you will ultimately have to move house.
- Don’t take people who romanticise poverty or suffering seriously. For every person who triumphs, many others never make it.
- Brilliance is not a prerequisite for wealth. There are many poor brilliant people and there are equally many incredibly dumb rich people.
- Just because something is important to you doesn’t mean that it’s also important to other people. Be your own best advocate.
- Read historical works. It’s the best check against despair.
- Airport toilets are like living rooms. They will tell you everything you need to know about a country.
- Sting‘s Fields of gold is gold.
- There are two kinds of privileged people. Those who recognize their privilege and those who hate being reminded of their privilege. The world is full of the latter.
- Twitter is a lot like real life. Some users are insufferable and rage inducing. Many others are brilliant and inspiring.
- Pay for comfort. Pay for convenience. Pay for value. Don‘t ever pay for prestige.
- Be wary of those who are quick to trash and ridicule vulnerable people.
- No matter how bad things are today, the clock doesn’t stop. This too shall pass.
- Nothing is impossible. The fact that my 14 year old doesn’t know Nokia or Blackberry is proof enough.
Happy 2019 everyone!